The Ruhrgebiet. (OK) Since not such a long time ago the very well known British „National Express” cruises inside Germany, even especially in the Ruhrgebiet. At first sight the trains seem comfortable. They are not dark. They are equipped with big windows. The journey provides the railwas traveller with an excellent view. Countryside or big city. Whatever ist is. It can be seen. A nice trip from nowhere to boredom is guaranteed. After a while, 2 hours after the departure from Cologne, some pensioners need to go somewhere. No way.Weiterlesen
London. (OK) Now today: The Municipal Police fries. This time: Mushrooms with boots for six persons. The Fruit Terrace kitchen celebrates a huge debut and takes Kitchen English down to unknown heights. Usual coincidence cooks present fine meals with recipes, capital verdicts and neighbors who love each other. Totally different in the Fruit Terrace Kitchen. Here, not only the food cooking recipe is being versed, but also the true dressing up without messing up. A cook needs the right dress with protection facilities:  Very much gets hot in the kitchen,Weiterlesen
Nürnberg. (FT) News from Sausage Protection: Minister of Agriculture Christian Schmidt now explained the execution of the German-American agreement „TTIP“ (Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnercrisp): „We can no longer protect every single sausage.“ As Fruit Terrace was told exclusively, the German Government can only protect the one sausage: According to Minister Christian Schmidt the problems with sausage protection have to do with the bureaucratic European rules. To be able to shield the unique „Thüringer Rostbratwurst“ inside Germany, he borrowed troops from Ursula von der Leyen. Defense Ministry this way triesWeiterlesen
London. (OK UK) Virgin Money, following Virgin records, launch Sex Pistols credit cards and some critics go wild: “Sell out”, “Cash Pistols”. Oliver Kahn, former German goalkeeper is enthusiastic. In his career he used to say: “Bollocks. We need Bollocks”. In fact, the new cards feature “Never Mind the Bollocks” and “Anarchy in the UK” artwork. This is traditional. Virgin has released Sex Pistols records in 1977. „For a long time now, UK banks have all been the same. They have the same products, the same services and the sameWeiterlesen
Warburg (OK) Well. There is no helicopter flying and no aeroplane starting. Six officers are stuck in Bulgaria since 2013. The old soldier food in the so called “Epa-Packets“ was rotten. It was abandoned last week. But help is on its way. The deutsche Bundeswehr now feeds its Stormtroopers in the Eastern Ukraine with the brandnew German wonder food: The Warburger. And its too hot really. This healthy food was developed by the Military History Division of the Bundeswehr. The burger is especially designed for the hungry soldier. With cuteWeiterlesen
Club of the Ruhr is going for a World Wide Draw Record Bochum. (FT) OK, he did not fully succeed. Some supporters think this is the truth behind his dismissal. Coach Peter Neururer was sacked, but nobody knows why. Officially, the Manager Christian Hochstaetter, a former Moenchengladbach player and friend of “smelly finger” Stefan Effenberg, says Neururer had been rude to president Bruce Villis. In fact, he had encouraged goal keeper Any Luthe who told his president to shut his mouth off or „take a shower with us“. Really, PeterWeiterlesen
The German Railway (Deutsche Bahn) has invented a very new model for not replacing ruined station clocks: They are actually turning them into illuminated caution signals. It goes like this: Dead station clocks are crossed out with black insulating tape. This way, customers should notice that the clocks are out of order. Another impact is indicated by the colored sign-post. Spokesman Knut Knopf says, that in some if not in many cases, customers raised their heads wanting to find out what time it was looking at the station clocks, but,Weiterlesen
Finally there is no more boring ergo therapy. No more rehab. The Center for Obligatory Philosophy now offers new courses in Empty Crate Therapy. Nationwide. The main aspect of this successful method is the understanding through the limitation of choice. There simply is no beer available. Then it is much easier to do without the daily beer. Patients on the sofa of Psychologist Dr. Claudia Scholz now may enjoy a very modern therapy. The medical woman supplies the ordinary Empty Crate Therapy by the inclusion of mineral water bottles. “ThisWeiterlesen