Brandnew: Empty Crate Therapy


Finally there is no more boring ergo therapy. No more rehab. The Center for Obligatory Philosophy now offers new courses in Empty Crate Therapy. Nationwide. The main aspect of this successful method is the understanding through the limitation of choice. There simply is no beer available. Then it is much easier to do without the daily beer.

Patients on the sofa of Psychologist Dr. Claudia Scholz now may enjoy a very modern therapy. The medical woman supplies the ordinary Empty Crate Therapy by the inclusion of mineral water bottles. “This way”, she explains, “the patient can test, if he is able to abandon the daily water also in addition to the daily consumption of beer.” Science is expecting important new knowledge in the field of behaviour research. “The one or another can do several hours without”, she says. “At least everybody can try.”


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