Dortmund. (OK) In Frankreich, einziges glorreiches Nachbarland, wo streikende Arbeiter schon mal den ganzen Maschinenpark in den Fluss werfen, oder die Arbeiter ganz einfach die Teebeutelfabrik übernehmen, herrscht leckeres Bier. Wie im Bild zu sehen, perlen Perlen des Bieres sogar auf Tresen hierzulande herum, eingebettet zwischen Kaugummiautomaten und Le Mandarinen, wobei der Aperitif cordial ist, hinzukommt. Auch wenn der Satz unvollständig bleibt, wie beim Tennis. Perlembourg ersetzt die Kur Perlembourg ist nicht das einzige Bier, das auch blonde Frauen trinken können. Andere haben es auch. Dazu der praktische Schraubverschluss undWeiterlesen
Munich/Nairobi. (OK) German Home Minister Horst Seehofer, based on the Zugspitzplateau,  destroys the Lindensteet. Together with ARD-TV, Angela Merkel, Donald Trump, Wladimir Putin, Rapchef Erdohahn, Kim Yong Ill and Andrea Nahles, Loudspeaker of the SPD, he wants to kick the daily soap out. After Dieselgate, extreme rack renting, wage shredding, destruction of the health system, economical crisis and poverty: Now the attack against freedom of speech. But not with us. After we had stopped the sale of a house in Berlin for two minutes, Obstkurve achieved the end of summertimeWeiterlesen
Dortmund. (OK) Katzenköter on your radio. „Der Mond ist aufgegangen“ – „The moon is rising“ on air for supper in Channel 1 (Einslive) or whatever it is called. Klaus Fiehe was the DJ. Five minutes after the release of the Katzenköter LP „Hackfleisch“ the internationale Dubartist Alien Levi had constructed a gigantic Dub-version of „Hackfleisch“. The Hackdub is standing at the bar like the original which is a hit itself. You can even listen to it here under strange circumstances: https://myspace.com/katzenkoeter/music/song/katzenk-ter-hackfleisch-reggae-115039327-130803253 Or over here under even worse: https://www.facebook.com/Katzenk%C3%B6ter-758420434268704/ Or evenWeiterlesen
The Ruhrgebiet. (OK) Since not such a long time ago the very well known British „National Express” cruises inside Germany, even especially in the Ruhrgebiet. At first sight the trains seem comfortable. They are not dark. They are equipped with big windows. The journey provides the railwas traveller with an excellent view. Countryside or big city. Whatever ist is. It can be seen. A nice trip from nowhere to boredom is guaranteed. After a while, 2 hours after the departure from Cologne, some pensioners need to go somewhere. No way.Weiterlesen
London. (OK) Now today: The Municipal Police fries. This time: Mushrooms with boots for six persons. The Fruit Terrace kitchen celebrates a huge debut and takes Kitchen English down to unknown heights. Usual coincidence cooks present fine meals with recipes, capital verdicts and neighbors who love each other. Totally different in the Fruit Terrace Kitchen. Here, not only the food cooking recipe is being versed, but also the true dressing up without messing up. A cook needs the right dress with protection facilities:  Very much gets hot in the kitchen,Weiterlesen
Nürnberg. (FT) News from Sausage Protection: Minister of Agriculture Christian Schmidt now explained the execution of the German-American agreement „TTIP“ (Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnercrisp): „We can no longer protect every single sausage.“ As Fruit Terrace was told exclusively, the German Government can only protect the one sausage: According to Minister Christian Schmidt the problems with sausage protection have to do with the bureaucratic European rules. To be able to shield the unique „Thüringer Rostbratwurst“ inside Germany, he borrowed troops from Ursula von der Leyen. Defense Ministry this way triesWeiterlesen
London. (OK UK) Virgin Money, following Virgin records, launch Sex Pistols credit cards and some critics go wild: “Sell out”, “Cash Pistols”. Oliver Kahn, former German goalkeeper is enthusiastic. In his career he used to say: “Bollocks. We need Bollocks”. In fact, the new cards feature “Never Mind the Bollocks” and “Anarchy in the UK” artwork. This is traditional. Virgin has released Sex Pistols records in 1977. „For a long time now, UK banks have all been the same. They have the same products, the same services and the sameWeiterlesen
Warburg (OK) Well. There is no helicopter flying and no aeroplane starting. Six officers are stuck in Bulgaria since 2013. The old soldier food in the so called “Epa-Packets“ was rotten. It was abandoned last week. But help is on its way. The deutsche Bundeswehr now feeds its Stormtroopers in the Eastern Ukraine with the brandnew German wonder food: The Warburger. And its too hot really. This healthy food was developed by the Military History Division of the Bundeswehr. The burger is especially designed for the hungry soldier. With cuteWeiterlesen